phantom feels

The feeling of a past experience, or feeling your not doing at the moment

You swim early in the day and at night when your laying still you feel the water moving across you, same thing with a swing, you feel on a swing: phantom feels

by MrBlueSky28 July 28, 2023

The Phantom of the Opera

During a performance in a theatre two people engage in sexual activities on the catwalk above the stage. The moans echoing through the auditorium should resemble a howling spirit.

“I’m going to fuck up on the catwalk during a show.”

“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”

by TheRealLolcat January 16, 2023

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

phantom player

A gamer who plays a video game but is rarely seen and becomes a legend

Person 1: Yo did you see that phantom player online yesterday? I thought he didn’t exist
Person 2: Wait you saw him? Holy crap!

by Phantom galaxy October 21, 2018

Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.

I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.

by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019

Phantom Fart

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart

Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”

by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020