The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

krait phantom

a very good exploration ship

did you see that krait phantom it? it's a krait ship!

by miri99 January 30, 2023

Phantom Fart

Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.

It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart

Aidan: don’t touch my butt I have phantom fart

Cj: “touches Aidans butt

Aidan: “farts”

by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022

phantom jake

Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.

Don't worry about phantom jake

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Phantom Strain

Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.

I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.

by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019

Phantom Rod

What she may feel an hour or more after sex.

Damn, that sex was so good, i`ve had phantom rod for 3 hours now.

by Suinbeda November 4, 2011