Philanthroatpee

The act of being generous with one's pee, in a throat

R Kelly was was charged with philanthroatpee.

Acts of philantroatpee are not eligible for tax credits.

by Philanthrapist June 19, 2011

philosofecies

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.

Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".

by savingandloading September 5, 2011

Philthy

Down right dirt nasty, but in a good way.

"Man, did you hear that song?"

"Sure did! It was so Philthy!"

by TheFreshnessMaster12 November 6, 2011

Phalangeitis

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Phone rifler

A person (usually a woman) who goes through your phone while you're asleep or in another room.

Dude my girl went through my phone looking for sexts again - she's such a phone rifler!

by Biggadybong August 22, 2017

Phobia

There are many different types of phobias. A phobia is known as an extreme fear. Here are some examples of common phobias: Claustrophobia – The fear of small spaces like elevators, small rooms and other enclosed spaces.
Aerophobia – The fear of flying.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – The fear of long words. Believe it or not, it’s real.
Androphobia – The fear of men. Usually seen in younger females, but it can also affect adults.
Tescophobia - The fear of self check out services especially when left alone.
Phobophobia – The fear of fear. The thought of being afraid of objects/situations.
Podophobia – The fear of feet. Some people fear touching or looking at feet, even their own.
Paraskevidekatriaphobia – The fear of Friday the 13th.
Gynophobia – The fear of women. May occur if you have unresolved mother issues.
Achondroplasiaphobia – The fear of midgets. Because they look differently.
Bananaphobia – The fear of bananas. If you have this phobia, they are scary.
Sidonglobophobia – The fear of cotton balls or plastic foams. Oh that sound.
Catoptrophobia – The fear of mirrors. Being afraid of what you might see..
Telephonophobia – The fear of talking on the phone. Phobics prefer texting.
Cacomorphobia – The fear of fat people.
Didaskaleinophobia – The fear of school. This phobia affects kids mostly.
Technophobia – The fear of technology is often induced by culture/religion.
Numerophobia – The fear of numbers and the mere thought of calculations.

Mr. Cotton has an extreme phobia that stops him making contact with several machines

by J-H Marwood October 9, 2017

phantom tail

A phantom limb that's a tail. Usually used by Therians and otherkins when they get a phantom shift. They'll feel a tail of what animal is there kintypes.

My kintype is husky and I'm so happy i can feel my phantom tail wagging.

by Felix likes the woods June 7, 2018