Loch Ness Peaker

A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.

Yo dude, check out that shit. It's peakin out of the water like the Loch Ness monster.

by beeyatch December 16, 2004

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Peker

A penis

His peker is so tiny.

by Eyal.Azimov August 6, 2009

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peckerino

Tangy Italian variant of dick cheese

Momma mia Giuseppe! How you expect me to eat-a your canneloni when itsa covered in peckerino?

by Magnus Powermouse January 13, 2009

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Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

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Puckerball

Puckerball is a sport which evolved in Cambodia in the late 1990's, although the exact date is not sure. Very similar to indoor soccer, puckerball is played with a small ball, which is, in fact, a sock or two, balled up, and wrapped in masking tape. The object is the same as in soccer, to score goals by shooting the ball into the other team's goal. As this is an indoor sport, you would think that there would be a major lack of room inside a house. However, almost all Cambodian houses are the same, with a huge living room as soon as you enter the front door. Usually, the goals don't need to be put out, but are already a part of the house. Most games are to 10 points, or 20 points, and some games are played according to timed periods.

Mother: Stop playing puckerball and come eat supper!
Kid 1: Hold on! We're about to win!
Kid 2: Yeah, cause you keep cheating!

by MrStealYourGirl February 18, 2011

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