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Pedophilia

Person 1: Dude, come look at this cute anime girl.

Person 2: That's pedophilia!
by Albert Aretz May 19, 2022
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pedophilicnigga

A sexy fucking guy whos attracted to children and gets unwanted bitches on a daily, he's racist too.
That guy is such a pedophilicnigga he shouldn't be allowed near kids
by Bombereastic July 27, 2022
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Petophile

Someone who goes to the dog park, but doesn't have a dog, in order to pet other people's animals.
Did you see that creepy asshole on the bench? I don't see a dog with him. I'm pretty sure he's a petophile.
by Lingering January 7, 2023
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Pedophilia

This is going to be provocative to many, but truth and logic speaks its own language.

You are. Thus, you are calculating on your options: life and living.

In this, you are in 3D space, and TIME. Tomorrow comes, bettle, tree, ape or human alike.

You, are build for fun.

Gratitude.

There are no other options.

Since we, for the sake of kilojoules, defines ourself through the perilous journey of hunt, to be here at all, hunt, thrill and eating, are whom we are.

Growing from ape to human, the conclusion is simple:

The meaning of life is to grow to become a serial killing rapist pedophile: life is shit. It has to be, and without death, no thrill, no worth. As such; discarge through the highest hunt, for the sweetest prey, is the highest stance of being human.

DAD
"AND.. He's a pedohile.." "Gosh, you really didn't overscore this time, did you.. :D"
"The dawn of pedophilia, the meaning of life, the dawn of the new man, GOD.. Were we ever wrong.."
by GODDADDY July 3, 2023
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Paedophile enabler

The despicable conduct of covering up child abuse amongst their own ranks by deflecting blame onto vulnerable minorities. Mostly used by right-wing activists and politicians.
"The paedophile enablers want all books that reference gender or sexuality banned"
by Deano-1-2-3 August 16, 2023
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Paedophile

British person: "paedophile"

American person: THATS NOW YOU YOU SPELLIT GRR
by GoatPawz August 28, 2023
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pediphile

A common mis-spelling of pedophile.
Or
A pedophile that's into feet.
"Mark is such a pediphile"
"You mean a pedophile?"
"No dude, he's a pedo, AND he has a foot fetish."
by anonymous August 12, 2024
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