What I'm getting called by the world's smelliest hippy and a guy who looks like love-child of Pauly Shore and Bobcat Goldthwait
Hym "Picture the world's smelliest hippy.... You see it? That's what the guy looks like. I don't even know what you're envisioning in your mind.... But I know it's correct... You really can't miss on this one. But I'm the creep. I don't see how that tracks."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2023
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Get the creep-p mug.A submissive man who sends money to a girl without being asked, noticed, or wanted.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.
Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
He isn’t part of her life—he just finances the fantasy from afar, quietly obsessed with someone who would never choose him.
Step-creeps fetishize being unwanted providers because they are too old, too invisible, too inappropriate to belong.
They don’t want praise.
They want to be tolerated.
She posted a photo getting her nails done with her mom.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
He sent $100 with a note that said “let me treat my girls.”
She never replied. Step-creep behavior.
by Alexa Unbothered April 8, 2025
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A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
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Get the Creep Seats mug.Woman: "That ugly man over there tried talking to me. He's such a creep!"
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
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