bird tricks

The subtle scheming of females against males, particularly girlfiends against boyfriends. The ultimate aim is to mentall castrate them and gain their complete control.

Example: Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online
Cant go on the lads whatsapp chat, my bird will see ive been online, classic bird tricks

Cant come out Saturday night boys, my bird arranged a meal for then on Monday morning, typical bird tricks
by Ya Boy JBoy June 21, 2017
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NOGZY BIRD

Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.
Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.

I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird
by DietCokeMan June 05, 2021
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Migratory Bird

A long-distance girlfriend who visits on an annual basis.
Person 1: I hear your migratory bird is coming back this week?
Person 2: Yeah, she's returning to her home ground for the mating season
by DrHerpDerpington September 26, 2011
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Bird lover

A person who will be your everything and one day betray you for the goverment
Tammy is such a bird lover, she turned over grandpa
by The spanish meme guy July 02, 2020
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Bed Bird

A person who has their make-up done well but is otherwise in bed. Typically have messy hair and PJs on.
"I did my make-up but then just laid in bed all day. What a waste."
"You're such a bed bird."
by Thatpersonyoualllove October 18, 2016
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Bird Derby

Alternate name for banging a bitch good and proper - riding a bird like you are in the Kentucky Derby
Mane A: "How did you go with your date last night brother?"
Mane B: "Brother I got some mad Bird Derby, bitch was thirsty!"
by King Deezus January 02, 2017
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Adventure Birding

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.
Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.
by rickabone June 29, 2021
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