Boner Jam

A term used for anything bad or negative, when you are trying to stick your boner into a hole and you miss and it jack-knifes back and hurts like hell.

Bob-"I was making out with his girl, and she wouldn't let me enter"
Bill-"Fucking boner jam"

by Carver's Ur daddy August 22, 2010

jam flaps

A girl's vagina when she is on her period.

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"

(depending on your personal perversion)

by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008

Fig jam

I term for someone who thinks highly of themselves.

When interpreted, the letters stand for : Fuck I'm good, just ask me

Eg 1- Mike: " I got an A in my test. Fig jam baby!"

Eg 2- Steve: " I can get any girl I want, I just show them my abs and have them crooning"
Jenny: ( rolls her eyes) " Ugh....fig jam much Steve?... Get over yourself.."

by Quirkette January 28, 2016

jam tart

A combination of multiple slang words from Britain. The first being a police person and the second being a prostitute.

"That Tart turned out to be a real Jam Tart and I got arrested for it - I didn't even get a blowjob first!"

by CharlieSmith September 11, 2014

Jam Dry

Turning up sound bad ass music, going ape shit, and having your hair dry all in the same time.

Look at Hoover Jam drying his hair

by Thatcoolkid954 October 03, 2010

Joey Jam

Noun: The act of Joey and Jamie joining in an intimate union together, such as intercourse or playing in the mud if there is no grass on the field.

Wow, look at their joey jam, it brings tears to my eyes.

by Paraniod4 May 16, 2017

Clam Jammed

The Female Version of "Cock Block."

"You know Stacey, yea that bitch Clam Jammed me"
"Well, I dont blame her. That dude is a fucking ass."

by Skuurl August 09, 2017