carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

slag mucher

A slag mucher is the purest definition of Brad.

Person 1: You whore!
Person 2: You're a slag mucher
Person 1: Gasps

by vvaisechu April 23, 2017

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

tyre muncher

A female of the provocative type who attends car shows.The female has no personal interests in said cars but is interested in the bragging right of being with the owner of said car in a intimate way.

Mate she's a pure tyre muncher stay clear

by The oppositie of a good person June 12, 2017

Monkey Muncher

When my Dog cleans herself , licks her ...vagina..,then attempts to give "kisses". … ..

Stop Puddles!! No Monkey Muncher Kisses!

by MrsWily June 25, 2017

nob muncher

A gay guy

Shut-up levi u nob muncher

by YthoFggt July 5, 2017

motor muncher

a fatass that breaks every car he/she steps into.

Bro, you can't talk your car looks like a motor muncher stepped into it.

by meatkid2004 October 23, 2017