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Five Nights at Freddy's movie 

something everyone has been waiting for, for years.
person in 2015: omg i cant wait for the Five Nights at Freddy's movie to come out !
same person in 2023: ...

guy cry movie 

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.
Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

Harry Potter 3 movie 

That movie SUCKED.
They left out SOO much and what the hell- dementors fly now?
And they never mention anything about the marauder's map history!
And Sirius is supposed to look different. They could have dyed his hair dark brown or something...
But one huge thing: Lupin as a werewolf. DUDE. That is soo not a werewolf, it looked pathetic... it had like, no hair and just UGH.

So basically it was an atrocity to the book. The book wsa sooooo much better, don't EVER base the harry potter series on the movies...
Girl one: Hey wanna watch the harry potter 3 movie?
Girl two: Sure, I could use a good laugh that movie is dumb

contract movie 

A contract movie is a movie so emasculating, that if a guy is talked into seeing it with a female (since let's face it, that's the only way), it says in writing that the guy is getting action. That way, she can either make good on the contract or said guy can sue for breach of contract. Either way, he's getting reimbursed for seeing that piece of crap.
How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Steel Magnolias
Armageddon (yes, Armageddon...but you wouldn't think so)
contract movie by Dave Rapp July 3, 2005

bi movie 

Any movie that both a female and a male would like to see.
"That movie was such a bi movie...it probably would be a date movie."
bi movie by Big T-Dawg March 9, 2008

summer movie fatigue 

This is the fatigue that sets in during the summer blockbuster season. It usually happens about the middle of July when the majority of the high-end summer movies have premiered and have been in the theaters for over a month, some since May. This time period is when theaters are nearly empty.
I saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and had the theater to myself. It was a case of summer movie fatigue.