Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 14, 2022

Mayan Mississippi Handshake

A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.

I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!

by Ttown49 April 01, 2017

Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021

Mississippi swamp

Motor boating the butt hole.

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.

by Medic130 November 08, 2021

mississippi boob tug

When during sexual intercourse your partner request that you grab her left boob with your right hand in a forceful and twisting manner. This is to distract the male when he is about to cum. Think about this as a "reset button" for male partners who aren't able to perform well in bed and need to last a little bit longer. It finds its origins in Mississippi from a Walmart shopper who tugged the boob of a cashier to distract them long enough that they could run away without paying for the goods. To truly qualify as a Mississippi boob tug, the boob needs to be fake and pop. Allowing extra time.

I was about to come so I mississippi boob tugged her.

by livinglyfe;) March 16, 2016

mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.

I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.

by nydoei November 21, 2021

Mississippi Shuffle

A sprint, usually over 100 meters, barefoot in the snow

Tom: "Hey Steve, you up for a Mississippi Shuffle?"
Steve: "Loser gets punched in the face."

by imthemostamazing January 02, 2010