michael

Michael is the name of an amazing guy. Usually a little bit air headed, and laughs to hide his pain. Michaels are liked by everyone, and doesn't seem to notice it. Nice blue eyes and usually an amazing guitar player. Unintentionally a heartbreaker, has dozens of girls killing for one date with him. The funny part is that he still doesn't notice. Appears to be confident, but is truly shy and has a dark side that his admirers won't understand.

Girl #1: Michael? He's such a badass!
Girl #2: And have you seen him play the guitar?!
Girl #1: Is he good!?
Girl #2: He's amazing!

by RedHood November 25, 2013

Michael Yu

The biggest smart ass in the world.

Michael Yu pulled a Michael Yu on Ian Larson.

by Osama edwards May 25, 2011

Michael Brown

The former head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Proof that kissing ass and being well connected are the only requirements for high level jobs in the George W. Bush administration. This person had no prior emergency management experience. The most incompetent Federal response to a crisis ever took place on this clown's watch. A contributing factor to so much death and destruction that it is sickening. A person who fell on his sword to protect our worthless President.

Michael Brown was employed by the International Arabian Horse Association or some such, and he was forced to resign from that job too.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Michael Loughran

A faggot that works at Leonardtown High School, who doesnt know how to do his job right, and also rubs up on female students.

Dude, did you Just see Michael Loughran touch that girl?

by SuckMyDickLoughran March 30, 2011

Michael Vick

A man so despised by white people that they don't even care about being called racist(falsely) when they openly display their hate for him.

Jayquan: So how do you feel about Michael Vick getting signed to the Eagles?

Cooper: I hate Michael Vick for all I care he can burn in hell.

Jayquan: Wow I think you're racist

Cooper: Well you should know by now I mean I voted for McCain.

by V-Sizzle August 14, 2009

Michael

An extremely nice, funny and talented/good looking person who is slightly vain. But overall everyone likes him because hes really cool

Michael, I love you!

by Michael Champagne July 16, 2008

Michael

the coolest motherfuckin name on the planet. Many stupid people say that it is a boring and lame name, but that is not so. Many of the coolest people in the world have that name.

"Hey, did you see Michael doin work when he was at the mini horse rodeo?"

by bigmike112233 June 17, 2008