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MemeRons

MemeRons: Morons who believe everything they read on memes (typically, funny internet pictures) to be true.

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The youth of today get their education by reading Memes. We are raising a bunch of MemeRons.

People who believe every meme they read about Trump or Hillary are MemeRons.
by E-Z.E. Longfellow October 26, 2016
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metro

Meet you at metro
by Hibye101 January 23, 2017
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Choke Meter

A scale that indicates how close someone is to choking.
Then she just got naked. My Choke Meter was off the roof.
by Rinksies October 14, 2008
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Silver Meteor

to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.
kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.

kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what

Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?

Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!

(awkward silence)
by Dr. Paul Hotballs November 29, 2011
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Country Metro

A style driven by a person who is from the South or Southwest that embraces their inner country/redneck spirit while displaying trendy, current styles typically seen in more culturally advanced metro areas. This style puts the individual in the spotlight from a fashion sense as a metrosexual but keeps them comfortable talking about and pursuing hunting, fishing, NASCAR, four-wheeling and other country-folk activities. One may often hear, "Hey y'all, watch this!" come from their mouth as they unbuckle a $100 belt and their designer jeans to jump into a rock quarry on a rope swing.
When the guys met Dave for the opening day of dove hunting season, they were all dressed in camouflage but Dave showed up with his designer field boots, pressed shirt, and collectible gun being called country metro for the rest of the day.
by BigwadSavannah June 16, 2018
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Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.
Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."
by Purple Koala October 19, 2011
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Bae-o-meter

A scale on which you measure which of your bae(s) you love most
You will never be my level on her bae-o-meter
by Chester Killer April 3, 2015
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