Feet to Meat

Getting a foot job.

"Want to feet to meat?"

by God of Time November 5, 2009

Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

by Aguywhosbeenthere September 7, 2012

Meat Thunder

The noise made by bumping uglies.

I hear meat thunder coming from my parents room at night.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

by Rodgey July 20, 2008

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 6, 2010

beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 6, 2002

Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

by thesonofabob June 12, 2011