May 3

May 3rd is national rainblow day

Take every color of the rainbow and put it on ur lips and suck the shit outta his dick he’ll love it

Ex: Mary put every color of the rainbow on her lips and sucked the soul outta Bob’s sperm machine

May 3rd is the best day created

RAINBLOW IS LIFE🌈🍆👌🏻👉🏻

May 3 by dicklickerrainblow October 18, 2019

May 7th

National grad ass day!
Pussy u won't

Yo today is national grab ass day. I'm gonna LOVE this oh boy do I love may 7th

May 7th by The real ice May 6, 2019

May 11 

Grab tities day.

Boys go wild.
Girls if you wanna get them back grab their dick.

Guy, *grabs girls tits*
Girl, “hey why did you do that”
Guy, “it’s May 11”
Girl, “oh yeah” *grabs guys dick*

May 11 by Got em kehd May 10, 2019

May 25 

May 25 is national grab ass, titties, pussy and dick day for bitches but if your a real freak than this day is where you fuck all day or even lose your virginity

Have fun on May 25

May 25 by Big slipper April 14, 2019

May 25 

The realest niggas bday, loyal nd friendly asl is this mans. Gotcho self a day 1 with this bday ya hurd!

Person 1: damn it's May 25th, is it anyone's bday?
Person 2: yeah I think it's that kid steven's bday.
Person 1: damn that brotha a G you feel? realest day 1 EVER
Person 2: facts bro, you right, you right.

May 25 by sk52504 November 1, 2019

May 4 

National eat booty day. We already know there’s this day, but if you and your mans are feeling lucky, have a 2nd day.

Man 1: Aye how was your May 4
Man 2: Aw dude it was amazing. I ate the whole ass
Man 1: Good job dude
May 2: Thanks Bro

May 4 by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018

May Contain Peanuts 

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

May Contain Peanuts by Alex August 28, 2003