loser ass bitch

Someone who is lower than sewer water. Someone who lies and cheats to get to the top and get over on people. It's probably someone related to you or were/are friends with.

Shanda tried me over the phone when I told her I wasn't lending her anymore money until she paid me back. It's been a year. She's a loser ass bitch!

by GG Allin February 04, 2024

Internet loser

Anyone who does these things. Listen to Car seat headrest, neutral milk hotel, the microphones, and has a high rank in valorant, over watch, rivals and posts with memes and cats and Rio de Janeiro

Dude mauricio is such a internet loser, he plays rivals all day and listens to car seat headrest

by Aurajit January 27, 2025

Loser Lock

A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.

I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.

by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss January 18, 2012

Hay loser

Hay loser is someone who loses a race and gets a hay bale thrown at them.

Christian: Hay loser! Here's a hay bale.
Beth: Noooooo! *Gets hit by a hay bale*

by Bumblebeebarbecuechickennugget April 26, 2018

Loser Couch

A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.

Lizzy, You are playing like you should be sitting on the loser couch with Blake!

by MoronicMaureen December 25, 2009

Loser

Someone who writes definitions for names on urban dictionary

1: "Did you see the definition for insert name here?"
2: "Yeah whoever wrote that is a loser"

by Blunkay June 14, 2024

Loser

What defines a loser you may ask? Well that is an easy question to answer, Max might be the biggest loser of all!

“that person is acting JUST like Max, no?”
“oh yeah they’re such a loser”

by cresttultrawhite June 16, 2024