Lying in bed last night half awake. I thought I was lemon butter. I saw myself (in lemon butter form) spread out on my bed.
by NIN344 September 13, 2007
by LOLemontart September 07, 2010
A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)
by J.Bosco November 16, 2006
When a guy is going down on you, and it totally feels good, but you are still getting over that awful stomach bug, and he’s not understanding the signal to MOVE MOVE MOVE, so you spray hot liquid ass all over his chin. The song Lemon Eyes plays in the background. Did you know that song is about jealousy?
by Rural The Saurus December 12, 2018
When you let your dog out of the house for 15 minutes, and in that 15 minute window it gets gang banged by every dog in the neighborhood. And it likes every second of it.
"How's your dog doing?
-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"
-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"
by butt in the hole May 26, 2009
by beaulieur December 05, 2009
Any person who shows up within the last five minutes of a retail establisthment's business day. Usually requesting lengthy and/or difficult services. Also exhibiting no awareness or remorse for the obvious inconvenience they have just caused all of the employees.
They are referred to as lemon chicken because theyve already taken the time to eat their dinner THEN decided to take care of their crap at the last second. You can usually smell the lemon chicken they ate for dinner on their breath!
They are referred to as lemon chicken because theyve already taken the time to eat their dinner THEN decided to take care of their crap at the last second. You can usually smell the lemon chicken they ate for dinner on their breath!
by Jeb Dietz February 04, 2010