Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.

Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4

by lololol99999 December 11, 2018

LanceSmallDick

Noun: LanceSmallDick is his very small Lima bean lookin ass dick. XanderDick is way bigger and erect.

LanceSmallDick is a Lima bean.

by Xavier Xan December 19, 2018

Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georgia: I love lance

by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019

Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.

Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*

by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

Lance

This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.

Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!

by LuluElla April 24, 2019