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Jonas Brothers

Greatest. Band. Ever. No, I am not 12, I am 15, and yes, I listen to 'real' music too...I do not watch Disney Channel all the time...I am not in love with High School Musical...and I hate Hannah Slutana.
"The Jonas Brothers were bitchin' at last night's concert."
by C.N.J. December 29, 2007
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Jonas Brothers Fan

Mostly interpreted as pre-teen girls who obsess over Nicholas, Joseph and Kevin all day. While half of the fan base are made up of little girls. There are still fans out there who actually like them for their music and not just their "OMJjjgjjjj AHmaZZINNGGG LOOKSSSSSSS!" yeah, I did rape the S key. Most of us ARE older then twelve and can even drive! It gets really annoying when people sterotype us as annoying,immature, little girls who can't spell. When obviously, I know how to spell. I'm not immature and I don't scream during their performances. Thanks though? If you hate the Jonas Brothers, good for you. But I like them and nobody is going to change my mind. The younger fans get so annoying when they are like OMJJJJJJ stop MAKINGG FUNN!! Yeah. I dislike most of the fanbase. But I love them as musicians and people so it doesn't really matter. Just stop stereotyping. Please.
Jonas Brothers Fan 1:OMJJJJ NICK IS SOOSOSOSOSOSO HAWT!
Jonas Brothers Fan 2:Ew. Really?
nonfan:I hate fan1.

pahhahahaha. That was lame.
by Raychel. May 14, 2009
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jaimie lor joe jonas

the most perfect couple ever to come to life
DESTINY meant to be
joe is definetly should be with jaimie and not taylor swift
by omjj October 20, 2008
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jonar

Ugly and hurtful slang used to insult someone's intellectual, physical and mental capabilities.

Most commonly used on the east coast of Australia (especially Sydney) by males aged from 17-21.
Dave: Man I'm so good at this game.
John: If you say so.
Dave: Erm dude, I am?
John: Ok 'Jonar'...
Dave: **** YOU!
by MCyike December 27, 2008
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Jonasim

The worship of the pop-rock band Jonas Brothers (Nick Joe Kevin)
OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles

OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head
by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010
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Jonah

He’s one actah
Jonah boy is one actah
by M1120 September 18, 2018
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Jonah

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!
Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.
by Dad, is that you? March 18, 2019
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