Jerry

impatient, intolerant, insensitive, overbearing, controlling, irrational, diabolical, incorrigible, savage, ornery, unkempt.

due to his low blood sugar, skipping lunch always made Steve jerry.

by crimbus December 8, 2010

Jerry Garcia's revenge

An acid flashback, especially when the acid was taken at a jam band music festival.

dirtyhippie1: Dude?
dirtyhippie1: You still there, man?
dirtyhippie2: Sorry. I was having Jerry Garcia's revenge.

by thecynicalromantic March 12, 2008

Jerry Springer

A show that uses actors.

A show that exists to make all white people look like trailer trash.

A racist,anti-white people,propaganda show that is designed to make all white people look dumb.

Jerry Springer is a sick perverted freak who gets aroused by his show when he manufactures episodes that center around incest and pedophilia and interracial gay and lesbian action.

Jerry Springer is a racist.

Jerry Springer's show uses actors to make white people look terrible.

Jerry Springer is your typical Democrat bastard.

by Towelie July 22, 2006

Dammit Jerry!

A term most often used when your friend does something dumb, cooler than something you did, owned something in a game, et cetera. However, it is not just limited to "Dammit Jerry!" Other permutations may exist, or replacing Jerry with another person's name.

Bill: Dude, you know Mia from Biology?

James: Yeah? What about her?

Bill: I hit that.

James: DAMMIT BILL!

- or -

Bill: Holy shit!? Did you just kill that guy with the Spartan laser!?

James: You know it bro!

Bill: DAMMIT JAMES!

- or -

Jerry: Hey Bill, did you get Oblivion Shivering Isles?

Bill: No, why do you have it?

Jerry: Yep! hahaha!

Bill: DAMMIT JERRY!

by anon umpteen August 15, 2009

Tom And Jerry Effect

1. When someone sympathizes with the aggressor in a conflict because that party is getting hurt more, disregarding that they (the "Tom") have actually started the fight by attacking the "Jerry" and therefore deserve what they get.

2. Imposing unreasonably high moral standards on someone defending themselves from a violent attack, often as an excuse to support the attacker.

"Man, I know Carlos was about to beat him up, but that little kid really shouldn't have broken Carlos' nose."
"Dude, Tom and Jerry Effect."
"I guess you're right."

"Damnit, why can't the Israelis just go home to Europe?"
"They've got a right to be there."
"Well then why do they have to kill so many innocent Arabs with such overwhelming force?"
"Because the Arabs attacked them first. Israel is the Jerry and Palestine is the Tom. Get over it."
"Nuh-uh."

by Eli Gottlieb June 27, 2008

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer

Licking someone else's anus. see also tossed salad

We drank too much. A couple of hours later. His pants were at his ankles and he was humming the theme song to the A Team. I was on my knees, square dancing with jerry bruckheimer.

by the vooch October 18, 2004

Hurky jerky

lack of fluidity when braking in an automobile

Hey! Dude! Watch the Hurky jerkies I can't write without my pen going all over the page

by NPH August 7, 2005