Do Over

Implementation of the Half-age-plus-seven-minus-ten-relationship rule after a marriage lasting more than 25 years ending in divorce.

Wow, I just met an awesome new girl. I think I need a Do Over after the last 27 years.

by BobbyWeir April 4, 2019

Vagi-do

The state when a women's belly or gut hangs lower than her vagina, ergo vagi-do. Female version of the male dickie-do

Her stomach hangs so low that it obscures her vagina. That's one mean vagi-do!

by JnM July 23, 2012

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

Doing the Hemingway

Getting drunk, banging two or three girls and then writing a small novel til the sun goes down...or comes up.

"Doing the Hemingway to-night."

"Shit! I'll bring condoms and my sister."

"See you at 7 then."

by Jim Witness September 5, 2010

Doing a Miki

When you at any time abruptly stop what ever you are doing to go in to the shower to have an "easy-to-clean wank".

He muted discord to go do a Miki.
I enjoy doing a miki every now and then, the mess you make is super easy to clean.

by Willupillu October 3, 2021

Doing a Megan

Breaking anything previously thought to be unbreakable, Putting the yogurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin,

Excessive Clumsiness.

"why is the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge"?
"Urghh, I was Doing a Megan"

by God23 February 23, 2010

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016