turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
by moon n roses August 06, 2020
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When law enforcement officers unreasonably require that their commands be followed immediately and without hesitation. Almost all police abuse and killings stem from this inability to be patient, deescalate, and just listen to people first.
Instant Gratification Policing can happen when police say: "Turn around!" or "Put your hands behind your back!" or "Get on your knees!"
by Cigar Dave June 09, 2020
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Police Station Burnride

The act of 4 cannabis enthusiasts taking a trip to the police station in an automobile, each with a fully packed bong.

The driver then honks the horn 3 times, and the reeferheads must finish their bowls and drive off before the police come outside.
Hey esè, wanna go on Police Station Burnride Holmes?

Yeahhh mannn that sounds dank!!
by chortleBagChungus April 12, 2024
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D-policing

Telling a male how to use his reproductive organ or who to date.
Please stop d-policing me! I can date whoever I want. The guys friends were d-policing his social life with rude comments of the women he chose to date.
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Police hospitality

The preferential, lighthanded treatment offered to lighter skinned people by peace officers.
Zach got some police hospitality down at the march: stuffed uncuffed into that piggy whip and they even opened door on the flipside for him.
by PeckerGnat July 10, 2020
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New Zealand police

Also known as Ngā Pirihimana o Aotearoa the New Zealand Police are the National Police of Aotearoa New Zealand. First being created in the 1860’s as the New Zealand Armed Constabulary and being renamed to the New Zealand Police Force in 1886 and with the word force being removed from the name in 1958.
“Did you see the New Zealand Police responding to the crash last night”

“Yea I did there was a lot of them”
by mlater November 15, 2023
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Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.
Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
by smolmua November 01, 2020
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