post-zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.
"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"
by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019
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Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.
Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.
by Maxxxjustinallen December 25, 2017
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Peacock Post

This is a term given to a social media post where the author goes over the top in congratulating themselves on their own achievement. It is linked to the line in the move "Good Morning Vietnam" where the late and great Robin Williams says with respect to the peacock strutting around feathers on display "Look at me I'm incredible check it out"
Did you read that peacock post by NAME I mean seriously if he slaps himself on the back any harder he's gonna slip a disc!
by Rekees November 01, 2014
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flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
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Post Resurrection

The act of adding a comment to an old and inactive post on anything like Facebook or a forum site. Often causes hordes of people to resume commenting on the post, usually completely off topic from what the post was originally about.
Marco might have posted that picture of himself snowboarding in 2009, but through post resurrection I caused his entire chemistry class to begin a discussion of the upcoming quiz in the comments.
by Interrobanging January 16, 2013
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bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.
friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting
by thatonebitch28 May 26, 2020
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post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.
This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.
by jdginstagramz July 07, 2021
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