Promiscuous Post

A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.

"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."

by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009

ass post

Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.

Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?

by Slapping Theresa October 14, 2012

Musty Post

A fictional character that is the amalgam of 2 people that love each other more than any other 2 people in history have loved each other.

Sure Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are a power couple, but they're nothing compared to Musty Post.

by Musty Post March 28, 2023

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.

I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.

by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019

Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.

"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."

by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012

post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.

Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.

by lolmacs February 12, 2009

Post up

Get ready to fight

“Your always talking about me just post up”

by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019