Morning Balls

The unconscious yet daring decisions you make in the morning to dress unusually from how you normally would, which ultimately ends in you looking like you're trying to change your persona.

Ex: "Basti, wtf are you wearing today?" "Idk man, I had a serious case of morning balls"

by Safii April 17, 2011

morning rose

Waking up to have blood blossoming across your genitals, hence morning rose.

"I had a morning rose so now it looks like someone was stabbed in my underwear."

by 5p4m5p4mmy5p4m December 7, 2016

morning glory

A company that produces a number of edibles, especially in the dairy department. Check your local supermarket!

Morning Glory Milk is gooooood!

by jam masta July 8, 2004

morning woodage

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 4, 2010

Morning Cap

To Fuck in the Morning

Hey dude, my wife gave me the best morning cap ever. This day is going to be a breeze!!!

by jai&joe September 3, 2016

Morning Oak

Getting up in the morning up with the strong desire for whiskey before your fully awake.

I had a hard case of morning oak this morning but the liquor store didn't open before work.

by rm2001 May 22, 2010

Red eye in the morning

A play on the rhyme "Red sky at night", this is an excerpt of the entire rhyme;

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

The rhyme refers to marijuana smoking, which can cause a users eyes to become bloodshot and red, and often being a telltale sign of somebody being stoned.

"Red eye at night,
Stoners delight.

Red eye in the morning,
Stoners warning."

by The_ALCH August 16, 2019