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black roll

to be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday"
ZOMG!! thats the 4th time i've been black rolled today.
by tassysurfer April 20, 2011
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Chef Black

The best rapper to ever exist on planet Earf
Guy 1: What are you listening to?
Guy 2: That chef black fool CRTK GANG IN DIS MF
by Wavegangtrilla October 8, 2018
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Black Grandiosity

The ever evolving collection of cultural beliefs describing the racial identity of African Americans that is both immune from introspection by its own race, can not be observed correctly from outside of the race due to a perceived lack of life experience. At the same time it is omni-intelligent and can observe other races without direct experience and with a perceived lack of bias that no one will challenge.

An ever growing list of positive attributes that can only be obtained by blackness, and an ever growing list of negative qualities that are permanently attached to any amount of whiteness without cause.

An ever growing list of challenges that black people face caused directly by every individual white person.

The observer refuses to observe the observer, and any outsider who makes a contrarian observation is racist.

A debate between a man and his own shadow.
I was the only white student in my African American studies class, and we had a debate on how black people can't be racist. I offered a different perspective but was told my opinions were irrelevant because i was white. You can't argue with Black Grandiosity.
by Peeney Weenus June 4, 2020
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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
by BHartron November 28, 2014
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Walter Black

The main protagonist in the film 'Breaking In', the certified hood spinoff of 'Breaking Bad'.
Sam: Bro, I love the new hood classic 'Breaking In'.
Ryan: Same! My favorite character is Walter Black.
by uWas May 21, 2023
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Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
by Swoleness November 25, 2022
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