Irish Stand-off

Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.

From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.

Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.

Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!

Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.

Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.

Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!

(Both shouting and screaming)

Mrs Dineen: Get off!

Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!

Mrs Doyle: I am.

by tobesure July 20, 2010

Irish Peel

While hitting it from behind (or when the female is on top) you peel her butt cheeks apart for MAXIMUM PEN!

Last night when I was pummeling Bojangles' vag, I devastated her by performing an Irish Peel!

by O'Boyle October 30, 2008

Irish Wristwatch

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:

Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*

by ylla1998 November 28, 2011

Irish Salute

The act of giving the finger to anyone who has pissed you off.

That asshole cut me off so I gave him an Irish Salute

by the irish rogue September 19, 2009

irish

Miserable, complaining people. Thet hate everyone and love themselves.

Bloody irish, they're always complaining.

by Aussie Princess March 18, 2008

irish husband

A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.

Do not hit on that woman because she has an Irish husband.

by tl_terry February 6, 2008

Irish Roulette

A concept similar to that of Russian Roulette, but a semi-automatic firearm is used in place of the six-shooter. While the odds vary depending on the quality of the weapon itself, there is rarely a clear cut winner.

"So who won that match of Irish Roulette yesterday?"
"... It was a draw."

by Tarren October 26, 2005