shotgun shit

also buckshit

a violent blast of diarrhea; more specifically, the crime scene left behind by a squatter in a public stall that resembles the outcome of him/her loading a turd into a shotgun and blasting the wall.
The worst part about cleaning up after the party was the ladie's restroom... shotgun shit everywhere!
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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sodexo shits

after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass

typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking
after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo shits
by collegestudentshitter March 29, 2012
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shit test

A test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
I talked all the night and didn't let that chick perform her shit tests on me man, until she got drunk.

We went out together and everything was great. But, I failed one shit test, and got dumped.
by MyLittleJack November 28, 2006
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Trucker Shit

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"
by Azbo The Great! March 09, 2017
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gone-to-shit

When everything has fallen to bits, totally buggered, fucked beyond recovery, finished.
"This job has gone-to-shit"
by zyncwarrior November 03, 2013
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Shit showdown

When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
This kid and I had a shit showdown last hour, it went on for 15 minutes and I got an ass cramp.
by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
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porch shit

When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!

Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.

Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
by Macgyverman1123 January 08, 2014
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