Human Oreo 

When you take a white guy, and put a strap on penis on his ass. Then he stands between two black guys and has anal sex with both of them at the same time.

"Yesterday me two guys I met on Grindr had a great Human Oreo."

Human Oreo by Jack Jackson Jackington June 6, 2018

Human Ravioli 

When you cover yourself in marinara and put ground beef in your butt

Mom: How are we going to carry all this ground beef home from the grocery store?
Me: You should turn me into a human ravioli

Human Ravioli by Boosh92 February 13, 2019

Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

Human Cappuccino by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Human Shit Cannon 

when you shit so fast and hard you shatter the toilet bowl and create a moderately-sized hole in the floor below you

I became a Human Shit Cannon in the upstairs bathroom and spilled Grandma's ashes all over the living room floor with the impact.

Human Shit Cannon by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

Human Porridge by Config December 28, 2019

human suit 

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

human suit by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Human Premium 

Human Premium🤖: Human Premium is not a human it is something it is a different kind of breed that is better😫 we have barking abilities and other animal features that you will never have be able to have bc we are better😉

Human Plus is a synonym and equal to human premium

Price starting at 1,000,000 a Month

We are better

“ amy is human premium”
“natalie and suany are human premium”
Word created by suany and natalie

Human Premium by humanpremiumcreators October 18, 2020