human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.

by Supermandroid17 August 30, 2012

Human Cinnamon

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)

Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool

by RichardSullivanVanDaunge December 4, 2017

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.

Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.

by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016

Human bayblade

When you tear off a triple amputee last limb then proceed to spin him/her/other yelling bayblade bayblade let it rip

I used my friend as a human bayblade

by Fuck your pseudonym May 10, 2018

Human Extraordinaire

A person that excels at everything (or claims to).

Meet my husband, Craig, Human Extraordinaire. He's the best at this and that, and that too . . .

by E.E.K. October 27, 2010