Arizona Ass Hopper

When a man takes his shit, smears it on his cock, and jumps in and out of 2 females vaginas and or asses.

The Arizona Ass Hopper is a special move I use on my girl. She has a UTI.

by eddiegazebopills November 11, 2017

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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.

"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.

by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018

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Dannel on them hoops

When your friend, Daniel, decides to get cereal. During the act of pouring cereal into a bowl, you push it over the side of the table. When Daniel goes down to scoop up the cereal, you forcefully push him, resulting in him being on the ground on top of the cereal. This goes well with screaming ''DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS'' while he in on the puddle of cereal.

I performed a Dannel on them hoops this morning. It was a pleasant experience

by Jack firedragonwolf March 11, 2019

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Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

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