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Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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Snapchat hooker

Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.
“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021
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Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels
When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn
by Brogantac July 6, 2019
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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Muddy Hooker

Sticking your finger in your ass, scooping out some feces and hooking your significant other in the mouth like a fish.
I can't wait to give you a muddy hooker when we get home.
by chadd33 January 22, 2022
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Hooker

If you don’t know what this is . . .

Ask your mother
What’s a hooker mom’
You’re looking at one, son’
by JHerald800 August 24, 2022
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