hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 5, 2013

Hooker Furniture

An actual furniture store/ brand...where you can purchase (among other things), a one nightstand.

That Hooker Furniture store is really high end. They have lots of bedroom options. And cater to a variety of tastes.

by Olive989 March 26, 2023

hooker hotel

A hooker hotel is a term coined by ladypseudonym, describing a low-budget roadside hotel, that is typically shitty and has no rules/class, or a last resort.

Person 1: Where are you staying?
Person 2: In that goddamned hooker hotel, motel 6.

by 68kill April 22, 2020

Hookers Neck

Painful condition caused from repeated back-and-forth head movements.

I had three clients today and sucked so much dick I’m really suffering from hookers neck.

by LAKruger October 14, 2021

domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl October 12, 2015

Cornetto Hooker

A prostitute that will do anything for a Cornetto ice-cream.

Jono reckons she was a Cornetto Hooker.

by The Atheist Church April 11, 2020

Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.

The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.

by Brassket June 12, 2021