emotional hobo

Someone who needs to be loved, seems desperate but actually isn't.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.

I think Susan is an emotional hobo, she's always making plays for guys but never puts out.

by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014

sand hobo

the people who go to john brown university in siloam springs

Luke, you can’t go to JBU. That school is for sand hobos.

by emergencybiter January 18, 2021

el hobo

see:"the hobo walks at midnight".

bo.

by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

hobo burn

v., when the government picks up unidentified bodies from the morgue to have cremated.

"Dude, he's such a bastard. When he dies we'll just ditch his body in a gutter and hope they hobo burn him."

by TashokuKisune March 6, 2010

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018