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Canada's History by AbsoIuteZero February 4, 2010
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A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
Canada's History by Canada'sHistory February 4, 2010
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Canada's History
A depraved sex act including, but not exclusively, double-vaginal penetration, double-anal penetration, small furry animals that have been shaved and greased, and lubrication made out of expired milk.
Canada's History by just.jb February 4, 2010
Canada's History
Canada's History by captain Awesome1 February 4, 2010
Canada's History
the sexual act of pouring maple syrup on ones genitals while sticking moose antlers in your ass and urethra while singing Oh Canada
Canada's History by mtw800 February 4, 2010
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A sexually deviant act, prevalent in the American Midwest, in which two crack-addicted prostitutes are simultaneously penetrated by a mounted pair of moose antlers (often involving double-penetration if the spread of the antler tines permit). Then, each prostitute drinks as much maple syrup as she is physically able. They then must cause themselves to vomit the syrup into the Stanley Cup, which is placed some feet away, all without causing the moose antlers to be 'coughed out' from their respective orifices. The prostitute who first scores a "basket" into the trophy with her maple-syrup vomit wins, and gets to live. The loser is killed and disposed of in a dumpster behind a truck stop. Note that coughing out her antler is grounds for disqualification.
This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
canada's history by Archibald P. Fillibuster February 4, 2010
Canada's History
A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
Canada's History by CanadianBeggin' February 4, 2010