Hipster wasted

Getting blackout drunk off craft beer.

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.

by EZ4me October 13, 2016

hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.

“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*

by Keht October 8, 2018

Hipster in Disguise

A hipster that wears mainstream clothing.

Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!

by infinite8 November 26, 2011

hipster missile

Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.

"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"

by huck & shred November 27, 2013

hipster mom

Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.

Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.

by Mrkl June 26, 2016

Hipster Dufus

A word whose origins come from the hit television sitcom "Seinfeld". One of the recurring characters, Cosmo Kramer, had been called this (as far as I know, on more than one occasion).

I assume it's supposed to be an insult, referring to the person as someone who thinks they're cool, yet is (according to the insulter) quite the opposite.

"Am I a hipster dufus, Jerry?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

hipster dyke

A Lesbian whom is VERY fashionable and keeps up on the latest trends and styles while staying true to her queer roots. She doesn't get caught up in who's wearing who, she's usually the type to start trends, and surrounds herself with other fashionable like minded queers with style.

Some are skinny boi dykes emboding James dean type vibes, with tight jeans, chuck taylors and a cigg in hand at all times, while more feminine dykes sometimes don pin up styles and vintage personas.

They read NYLON, LULA, FLY, BLACKBOOK, 10, Bon AND W magazine religiously.

A good number of these lesbians mix high end couture with their thrift store finds creating unique looks original to themselves.

The girlier types often get mistaken as "straight" fahionistas.

The characters from "The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" are hipster dykes. Shane, Carmen, Jenny, and Alice from "The L Word". Also Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are thought of as hipster dykes by some. A bevy of high fashion models including Amanda Moore, Tasha Tilberg, & Jenny Shimizu, in addition to others, some out...some not, fit the look as well.

by scorpio7t7t7 February 13, 2009