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Hipster expensive

(adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price
That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?
by Paulindrome February 14, 2012
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hipster mom

Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.
Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.
by Mrkl June 26, 2016
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hipster missile

Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
by huck & shred November 27, 2013
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hipster shits

When an alternative person drinks too much coffee and gets the shits for dayz.
“Man I got the hipster shits” *sips iced pumpkin spice chai chocolate espresso latte*
by Keht October 8, 2018
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Hipster wasted

The loft party I ended up at had Bourbon County so I had no choice but to get Hipster wasted.
by EZ4me October 13, 2016
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Hipster in Disguise

Person 1: I heard Mark is a hipster.
Person 2: No way! Look at his clothes.
Person 1: Look at his iPod, he left it at Starbucks.
Person 2: Wow! He's a Hipster in Disguise!
by infinite8 November 26, 2011
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hipster wannabe

Someone who identifies as a hipster.

Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.

Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.

Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.

Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
He called himself a hipster, which automatically made him not one, fucking hipster wannabe.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 9, 2016
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