Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.
Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"
by AMT_ May 16, 2022
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having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably
Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.
by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021
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dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!
Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

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by Hallie Bryan March 14, 2017
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to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth
to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question
by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016
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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 25, 2020
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have a great career

What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?

Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?

Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")

Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!

Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 04, 2022
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have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
by Brock_Lee September 04, 2022
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