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Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it
Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021
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Apples Have Epilepsy

When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.

Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.

The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!

*Dan dies laughing*

(Opposite version)

John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.

*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?

John: YES!

Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
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i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018
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you have are the stupid

person 1: "you have are the stupid"
Person 2: "wha-"
person 1: *disappears*
by uegh October 13, 2022
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No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.
by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021
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have-a da stupid

have-a da stupid is a phrase often said by mothers from a foreign country when their children do something dumb, idiotic or stupid.
Guido: "Aye, ma. OH! I'm in jail. OH! You gotta bail me out. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Guido, my son. Why are you in jail?"
Guido: "OH! I pulled out my penis. OH! I ran up to a cop. OH! Then, I jumped up, and slapped him across the face with it. OH!"
Guido's Mom: "Do you have-a da stupid?"
by Brock_Lee September 4, 2022
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you have an anime

Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.
random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."
by biwaly December 15, 2020
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