Have a child day

You can have a child and your parents wont be mad about it

Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!

by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021

having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice in reply, or when someone says Hi and you have no freaking clue who they are!

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020

Onions have layers

True dat. It is as the great shrek once said, ogres have layers.

"What do ogres have in common with onions? Onions have layers!"

by DankPepeMemeLord69 December 19, 2017

Have Fun CHILDREN

When children HAVE FUN and do FUN ADULT STUFF

DARRIN:Have Fun CHILDREN
Everyone:SURE BYE I AM GONNA HAVE FUN WITH MY GF

by Ultimate bj man January 13, 2019

Have we met?

When a stranger text and you are trying to be nice

-Hey
+Hey, Have we met?

by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020

you have tard

"you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies

Jack- Ur mom is homosexual
Marcel- you have tard
Jack- *Fucking melts into water and flesh*

by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018