by Hojack Borseman October 28, 2020
Get the Have we met?mug. A fat cow "If we don't have it..."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
Hym "Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there. You're taking that out of context and you're either doing it deliberately because you're a bitch or you're doing it unintentionally because you're an retard. So... Which is it? Bitch or retard? Retarded bitch? It's probably both. You're probably a retarded bitch. This is exactly why the misogyny. You're doing that to yourself at this point."
by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the If we don't have it...mug. Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021
Get the Have a child daymug. "you have tard" is said when ever some one says something stupid, saying "you have tard" means that you are retarded.
works best against normies
works best against normies
by Lil Spinosaurus May 16, 2018
Get the you have tardmug. What you tell someone who works a menial job that gives you attitude or doesn't know what the hell you're talking about when you ask them for customer service. This is said as a let down when the person gives you attitude.
Customer: Hi can you tell where to find the stationary?
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
Walmart employee: Huh? What's that?
Customer: Office supplies. (Thinks to himself "what a dumbass")
Walmart employee : I don't know sir, why don't you go find it your fucking self!
Customer: Wow! You truly hate your dead end job, have a great career at Walmart!
by cpetkunas December 4, 2022
Get the have a great careermug. by uegh October 13, 2022
Get the you have are the stupidmug. I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”
by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018
Get the i have fatmug.