hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.

Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.

by lolifucker August 3, 2022

cooked hard

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.

I want my wings cooked hard.

by Baddison December 5, 2010

hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020

Gaming Hard

Someone really into a game and cannot be distracted or you will be slayed

I WAS GAMING HARD, *sigh* welp you were my best friend... TIME TO DIE *shanks ya good*

by Gaming, LLC March 24, 2021

Hard-On Sandwich

It is basically a dick in the mouth; kind of like a knuckle sandwich with a dick.

She was hungry so I gave her a hard-on sandwich.

by 011000110 August 25, 2016

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019

hard push

A form of birthing fetish where an individual is turned on by the thought of a girl expelling large objects from her vagina as if giving birth.

I found a bunch of hard push porn on my sister's phone last night. ಥ_ಥ

by BigDaddyGorilla July 25, 2016