hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020

hard dime

A solid 10 all the way around. She has the whole package.

Damn that one there is a hard dime for sure!

by Lost. November 5, 2015

hard meds

See Viagra

i need my meds, hard meds that is, so I can get up. (Viagra)

by GeShan October 29, 2017

rockin it hard

when someone proudly walks around with a massive boner in public.

That guys rockin it hard.

by slapboichild September 6, 2022

hard oak

when the dick is as hard as an oak tree ;)

Babe, what is wrong with your dick?
Honey, i have hard oak.

by izzyizzy6969 June 18, 2018

Hard bets

Hard bets- it’s like saying bet or like “ alright bet” but just saying hard bets in stead

“I’ll be picking you up at 5 tomorrow”. “Okay hard bets”

by Members only September 3, 2018

The Hard Cooler

When a man takes a couple viagra, dips his erection into an ice cold beverage, then plunges his unit into his unsuspecting lover. This results in discomfort, a frozen anus or vagina, and usually ends with the victim pulling a hammy.

We were cuddling by the fire until Milo bent me over and gave me the hard cooler. I pulled a hammy.

by 1badparatrooper July 13, 2019