hammer smashed

Taken from the cannibal corpse song "hammer smashed face" it can be used as a descriptive word detailing how drunk someone is.

Fuckin hell man, that guy is hammer smashed.

by Iain MacDonald August 1, 2007

Hammeratosis

The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.

I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.

by The Big Dadu September 29, 2008

gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

Rammer Hammer

1. A joint or cigarette rolled of the butts or roaches of smoked spliffs (tobacco & marijuana mixed).

2. A joint rolled of a mix of marijuana roaches and cigarette butts.

We stayed up all night and ran out of smokes and weed, so we scavenged the ashtrays and rolled a savage rammer hammer.

by unquashable January 29, 2009

Iron Hammer

Getting a boner, then tea bagging someone. While you are Tea bagging, you repeatdly smack your victim in the face with your erection

I fell asleep during a party, so i got the iron hammer

by liek40ninjas March 7, 2011

Electric Hammer

When a males appendage gives an electric shock to his partner. Typically after walking to the toilet in socks with morning wood.

Rise and shine <3

My girlfriend won't talk to me since I gave her the Electric Hammer this morning.

by Paddle Humper July 24, 2016

Craftsman auto-hammer

The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.

by cch pounder January 17, 2010