ham dancing

Ejacaulating while singing 3 little pigs during video streaming

I had a great time ham dancing with my girl while she was on vacation.

by The og texas hammer April 25, 2017

ham on a burger

The burger served at "El Galáctico", a restaurant located at the Southern Bus Terminal in San Marcos, San Salvador. Price: $2.50. Literally a normal burger, but with ham on it

Nigga said ham on a burger

by treecoffee August 28, 2023

Landing Hams

The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly.

"Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter"

by Pennington March 6, 2003

split ham

Casual sex.

On Tinder profile: Swipe left if you want to split ham.

by LongShelfLife August 18, 2018

Baggy Ham

A ladies particularly protruding labia minora and/or majora.

''Bloody hell, that pensioners baggy ham must be a metre long''

by natedawg99 January 4, 2012

ham rammer

Person who loves to ream out the corn cannon.

Elton John is a ham rammer

by MikeZack March 27, 2008

Roundly Hammed

Other Versions: Roundly Ham, Round Hammed, Rounded with Hams, Round Hamming

To be thoroughly pelted with cured pig meats; to beat one senseless with cured pig meats
Mostly used in hypothetical situations and bizarre threats

Frank if you don't stop calling me fat I will Roundly Ham your ass!

I Roundly Hammed my sister after she broke my Xbox

I don't care how sexual it sounds, Round Hamming is too a threat!

by Mr Xanadu November 21, 2013