grumpy pussy

1. Just like it sounds.
2. An intoxicated cat.

1. Well, I thoguht I was going to get some last night, but I found nothing but GRUMPY PUSSY!

2. Meowwwww

by TheGrumpyPussyinator October 8, 2003

forest gump

Rhyming slang for a "dump" ie. a shite

"where is the paper, im off for a forest gump"

by bob geldoff August 4, 2004

gumposourous

person who walks messy,or acts uncoordinated like.

alec charles duffiney is a gumposourous.

by bob ugla December 18, 2007

grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

by killminder October 16, 2008

gimpy chicken wing

when a girl bends her arm up at the elbow and jacks you off using the crease now formed between the forearm and bicep. this works well with any lubrication suck as: spit, vaseline, sweat, vag juice, or even crisco.

Dude, i walked in on my mom giving my dad the gimpy chicken wing! I didnt even think they knew what that was.

by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

Grumpy Chicken Nugget

A man who wears a chicken hat on his head whilst watching in boredom.

Person #1: Hey! You look bored, nice chicken hat by the way.
Person#2: Thank's, but yeah, I'm a grumpy chicken nugget!

by thechickenmister94 November 8, 2011

gummy mustache

The act of ejacultating upon a womans face and dragging ones penis across the womans top lip.

"Dude, I totally gave that one hot chick from last nights party, a gummy mustache."

by Dillon Stone May 14, 2014