greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019

Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!

by Blazeit June 17, 2019

Grease

Mr. Janusic

John: Did you see how much grease was in Janusic's hai?
Sam: You mean any greasier than normal?

by andrewitdacoc September 24, 2019

day grease

the sweaty build up between your ball sack and taint after a heavy day of physical labour.

"I have to have a shower to wash away this day grease."

by Splateen74 October 15, 2019

Taint Grease

It refers to a nasty and oily substance forms in a crease of one's taint region when an individual gets extremely unhygienic and don't take a shower for a very long time.

Fuck Hugh! Your damn taint grease stained this poor chair!!

by JCA11 May 29, 2018