ass goblin

see: mike pragnell

aaa! its mike!!

by nick May 19, 2004

nob goblin

A nob goblin (often referred to as a nob gob) is the post-ejaculate matter, on the tip of the penis, after is has been solidified.

Layman's term:
The crusty cum on the tip of a penis.

"Man, I've got a harsh nob goblin from last night".

"These fuckin' goblins wont leave me alone; they're irritating as fuck". - direct quote from myself.

by Eljato October 24, 2008

Goblin King

A sexually ambiguous pretty boy with potatoe fetish.

Someone who writes slash for the sake of terrifying others

I fucking hate Goblin King. He's so much more popular then I am.

by Six January 18, 2004

Ass goblin

One who is a goblin and lives in an ass.

You, my good fellow, are an assgoblin

by CANDON! October 19, 2004

knob goblin

(N) A midget who sucks dick.

Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob

Guy 1: *trips guy 2*

Guy 2: what a knob goblin

Girl 1: that wasn't very nice

Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally

Girl 1: ...

Guy 2: kthxbye

by uraknobgoblin April 6, 2010

goblin mode

dumbest "word of the year" ever, awarded in 2022 by some uptight posh melons at Oxford.

A true brainchild of academics devoid from reality.

Goblin mode? What the fuck is going on in modern day society?

by Michelle Litoris, PhD December 29, 2022

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003