[gilf]

Acronym for "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck," meaning a sexually attractive woman who is a grandmother.

Kid A: Did you watch the 2008 vice presidential debate?
Kid B: Yeah, but i was just staring at Sarah Palin the entire time. Shes such a gilf.

by Chocl8ThundR January 1, 2009

Girlfriendology

the online community of women based on female friendship. Inspiration, appreciation and celebration of girlfriends. All things girlfriend-ly.

Girlfriendology makes me feel so thankful for my fab female friends.

by GirlfriendologistDebba November 11, 2011

girlfriend

Both your salvation and your damnation

"The relationship to my girlfriend is such painful ecstasy".

by well there goes two hours... May 7, 2016

girlfriend points

Points for doing something your man loves that you can "turn in" later for something you want or if you do something wrong.

Girlfriend points awarded when I watched the football game so later tonight he has to watch the notebook with me!

by Allsmiles7821 February 20, 2017

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.

I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.

by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

Girlfriend

The girl who will love you for ever.the girl who will be on your side.the girl who will be kind and will always love.she is the on that cares for you.

It is very important to have a girlfriend

by Flamingjoe November 6, 2017

girlfriend

The spare skin around the vagina.

No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.

by Superbo February 2, 2005