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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.
"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"
gentlemans mustard by What a Hampton November 29, 2016

gentlemans tonic 

she got ma gentlemans tonic all over her face!
gentlemans tonic by SamSteve January 11, 2018

gentlemans tip 

when someone fucks in their friends bed and leaves the used condom in their pillowcase.
After I piped that thot I left a little gentlemans tip in his room.
gentlemans tip by Monty Money December 14, 2020

Gentlemanspil

It is to show respect/love against your opponent. The word is typically used by Monzer Monster in PE.
*gives ball*
"GENTLEMANSPIL!"

gentlemanlary 

actions that are defined as gentleman like
he was being very gentlemanlary

GentlemanMC 

GentlemanMC's desire is Franczak! <3
GentlemanMC desires Franczaks very much! he wants him he loves him! <3
GentlemanMC by Franczak January 8, 2023