vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017

toilet geeb

The act of pulling a geeb out of a toilet bowl Or for the people who don't know the word Geeb it's

When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet

"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"

" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂

by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

British Geezer

father of the chav and roadman

loves football
watches east enders

"oi hes a good ol' british geezer"

by zaif12354 February 16, 2022

Rolling in the Geedis

To make great profit, receiving significant amount of money.

"Woah check this out! Grandpa's inheritance left me 2.5 million dollars! I'm just rolling in the geedis now!

by Wayoftheredpanda September 3, 2019

Sexually Active Band Geeks

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway

Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

by Myles07 May 23, 2022