San Franciscan Pileup

The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.

"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"

by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 22, 2009

Saint Francis of Assisi

Co-host of "The View," 1998-2001. Best known for having supposedly lost nearly 250 pounds by eating at Subway.

"I'm Bizarro Saint Francis of Assisi!"
"I'm regular Saint Francis of Assisi!"

by I am so bored. January 11, 2005

san francisco

1. fagtown
2. the place where thrash metal comes from

metallica is from san francisco
san francisco is a fagtown.

by ragnar&#1105;k July 27, 2006

franticipation

the act of waiting frantically with a mixture of frustration and anticipation for your computer to download/load the application/software you await with excitement

I sat, with growing franticipation, as my computer's timer ticked away.

by abulafia July 10, 2010

Frantic Research

Used in a student setting: Response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating.

knock knock knock
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!

by thephantomwang December 1, 2010

Franticy

Franticy (soft "c"); 2010, A. Pierce: The state of frantically making up limiting stories (one could call them fantasies) that serve the separation story of fear and chaos rather than the unity story of Oneness.

From my www.inspiritualwonder.us blog post: "Franticy has been my sidekick for many, many moons. If it’s true that peace has been declared, then franticy has been transmuted, has been burned away."

To live in franticy is to create many too-small stories that lead to unnecessary suffering and keep us from embracing the Ultimate Reality, which is Oneness. Franticy, then, is a result of our rootedness in the mass consciousness belief in separation rather than unity.

I choose to live more in the realm of peace, of universal love than in the realm of “franticy.”

by InSpiritualWonder December 2, 2010

Frantic 45

It is when you don't do jack shite at work until the last 45 minutes of your shift. Scrambling around trying to make it look like you actually did something in 8 hours.

Look at Rob go. Yeah its the frantic 45 again, third time this week.

by Wallchuck August 6, 2012